Transcript Of "Deal Or No Deal"

[Dramatic Music]
Hairless Stooge: MONEY!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
Hairless Stooge: MONOTONOUS BEAUTIES!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
Hairless Stooge: SOULLESS BANTER!
Plebeans: LOL!
Middlebrow Shlub: SOULLESS BANTER!
Plebeans: LOL!
Hairless Stooge: HARMLESS GAG!
Plebeans: LOL!
Hairless Stooge: MONEY!
[Dramatic Music]
Hairless Stooge: MONOTONOUS BEAUTIES!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
[Crypto-semitic banker appears in shadows]
Middlebrow Shlub: BOO!
Plebeans: BOO!
[Suitcase is opened]
Hairless Stooge: WINNER!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
Hairless Stooge: LOSER!
Plebeans: AWW!
Hairless Stooge: PEACE, LAND AND BREAD!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
Hairless Stooge: EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER!
Plebeans: HURRAH!
Hairless Stooge: OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND GIVE POWER TO MANDEL, BEGUILING BALD DISTRIBUTOR OF MONEY AND DISTANT BEAUTY!
[Beerhall putsch]
Plebeans: HEIL MANDEL, HEIL MANDEL!
[Screen goes black]