Alternative National Anthems Of The World

African Union
Alternative National Anthem: "Africa" by Toto
Key Lyric: "I know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti"

Canada
Alternative National Anthem: "Proud To Be A Canadian" by Dayglo Abortions
Key Lyric: "I'm proud to be a Canadian / Pass me another welfare check / I'm proud to be a Canadian / Hold my seat while I go out and cash it / I'm proud to be a Canadian / Hold my seat while I fuck her up the asshole"

Greenland
Alternative National Anthem: "Greenlander" by Pavement
Key Lyric: "On an icy island north in the woods beside the church / We can bury crimson lockets filled with dirt"

Haiti
Alternative National Anthem: "Voodoo People" by Prodigy
Key Lyric: "The voodoo, who-do-what-you-don't-dare-to people"

Israel
Alternative National Anthem: "Israel" by Siouxsie & The Banshees
Key Lyric: "In Israel / They sing Happy Noel"

Mozambique:
Alternative National Anthem: "Mozambique" by Bob Dylan
Key Lyric: "There's lots of pretty girls in Mozambique and plenty of time for good romance"

Saudi Arabia
Alternative National Anthem: "Arabian Nights" by Siouxsie & The Banshees
Key Lyric: "Veiled behind screens, kept as your baby machine / Whilst you conquer more orifices of boys, goats and things"

Sweden
Alternative National Anthem: "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
Key Lyric: "We come from the land of the ice and snow / From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow"

Uganda
Alternative National Anthem: "Do the Uganda" by Controllers
Key Lyric: "You can't leave Uganda, yeah the joke's on you!"

United States Of America
Alternative National Anthem: "Amerika" by Rammstein
Key Lyric: "Coca-cola, sometimes war."