Personal Disclaimer

I am not punk rock, hip-hop, country, fashionable, jet-set, folksy, pacifist, violent, chaste, lascivious, placid, hyperactive, Buddhist, Christian, atheist, faithful, socialist, capitalist, level-headed, psychotic, communist, fascist, salt of the earth, cosmopolitan, Anglo-Saxon, visibly minority, revolutionary, conservative, super-human, subhuman, American, anti-American, self-sufficient, communal, objective, hot-blooded, saintly, demonic, popular, outcast, sociable, anti-social, cutting-edge, orthodox, multicultural, monochrome, zen, rational, at war, at peace, consistent, schizophrenic, in demand, undemanding, the life of the party, as good as dead, down with the sickness, the perfect picture of health, suburban, ghetto, pious, sacrilegious, hate-filled, free of hate, progressive, reactionary, proletarian, aristocratic, scene, indie, mainstream, domesticated, wild, perfect, engaged, completely disaffected or unaware of the fact that listing things does not make them so.