Man's Last Will And Testament

I, MAN, residing on the planet Earth, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, do hereby make, publish and declare, as the world nears it inevitable end by disease, war, environmental catastrophe or divine wrath, this to be my Last Will and Testament, revoking all prior Wills and codicils.

ARTICLE ONE:
Leave everything to the dogs.



We hereby certify that in our presence MAN signed the foregoing instrument and declared it to be his Last Will and Testament and that at his request in his presence and in the presence of each other we have signed our names below as witnesses.

/s/God residing in Heaven

/s/Satan residing in Hell