Note To Teenage Girls

The world is not your fashion shoot.

MADAGASCAR IN THE HEADLINES

Breaking news out of Madagascar has caused me to ask: when is there ever breaking news out of Madagascar?

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
- Jimmy Arnold, "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

Summary Of "The Beauty Myth" By Naomi Wolf

Everyone is really ugly.