Frustrated Beta Anthem

"Thanks to late marriage, easy divorce, and the well-paying jobs that the feminist revolution has wrought for women, the bars, clubs, sidewalks, and subway straps of nearly every urban center in America overflow every weekend with females, young and not so young, bronzed, blonded, teeth-whitened, and dressed in the maximal cleavage and minimal skirt lengths that used to be associated with streetwalkers but nowadays is standard garb for lawyers and portfolio managers on a girls’ night out. . . . As might be expected, many males would like to help themselves at this overladen buffet. But there’s a problem: While it’s a truism that the main beneficiaries of the sexual revolution are men, it is only some men: the Tucker Maxes, with the good looks, self-confidence, and swagger that enable them to sidle up successfully to a gaggle of well turned-out females in a crowded and anonymous club where the short-statured, the homely, the paunchy, the balding, and the sweater-clad are, if not turned away outside by the bouncer, ignominiously ignored by the busy, beautiful people within."
- Charlotte Allen, The New Dating Game

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse at

He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everybody else get that feeling?