The G20 Welcoming Committee Of 1

Toronto is "welcoming the world" to the G20 summit. Here's my Hamilton welcome.

SOUTH AFRICA: Your country is only successful because of white people.
MEXICO: You peaked with the Aztecs.
UNITED STATES: Your gulf deserves to die.
ARGENTINA: Still masturbating over fascist trophy brides?
BRAZIL: Asses and soccer does not a country make.
CHINA: Why do you need so many people?
JAPAN: Your womenfolk dress like cartoons and your menfolk sit in their closet-sized rooms masturbating to tentacle porn.
SOUTH KOREA: Kim Jong-il has more personality than you.
INDIA: If your country's so great, why are you all moving here?
INDONESIA: Your plethora of islands is matched by your lack of accomplishments.
SAUDI ARABIA: If your women weren't so ugly they wouldn't have to wear bags over their heads.
EUROPEAN UNION: Belgium writ large. And not even Belgians like Belgium.