When all of this started a couple of years ago, my mom and I sat down and wrote a list of all the goals we hoped to accomplish with the show. And so far every single one of them has come true.
- Kim Kardashian in Entertainment Weekly
1. Leak sex tape.
2. Fuck a small army of mandingos.
3. Spawn uglier, mutant clones.
4. Hitch uglier, mutant clones to coattails.
5. Retroactively justify the Armenian genocide.
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