The White Girl Mob: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Kali-Yuga

When a friend introduced me to the White Girl Mob, all I could think was: I surrender. The world belongs to sexy postmodern white bitches with glasses. We're just living in it. We are lucky to make it into the margins of their video shoot, their Facebook album, their Tumblr feed. Otherwise, our lives are void. Hail, Caesar!