Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

War at the start is like a beautiful girl,
any live man’s delight.
And by the end? A disaster, a hag,
regret, repulsion - and flight.
- Samuel ibn Naghrela

Head Wide Shut, Please

Those who are dead are not dead
They’re just living in my head
- 42, Coldplay

Given a choice between oblivion and living eternally in Chris Martin's head, I'll choose the void.

Illustrated Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

RubberTrust
Defends in rain and sleet:
Without galoshes,
Europe sits and weeps!
- Vladimir Mayakovsky

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I am a figure of fun:
Obsessive, deadpan and moribund.
- Figure Of Fun, The Birthday Party

Uplifting Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I drink to the trick of a mouth that betrayed me,
To the eyes and the look that lied.
I drink to the terrible world we inhabit
And to God, who never replied.
- Anna Akhmatova

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

’Tis the sunset of life gives me mystical lore,
And coming events cast their shadows before
- Thomas Campbell, Lochiel’s Warning

Illustrated Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I fuck lakes
And I've screwed some fakes
And I've licked and sucked
The pink mountaintops
- I (Fuck) Mountains, The Pink Mountaintops

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.
- William Butler Yeats, The Circus Animals' Desertion

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I saw his body thrashing round,
I saw his pulse rate going down,
I saw him in convulsive throes,
I said, "I'll have one of those."
- (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River, TISM

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I came home one night, she was in my bed
With my best friend giving him head.
What really pissed me off about this shit,
The bitch had never even sucked my dick!
- I Used To Love Her, Body Count

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

Are you the answer to a drunken sailor’s lonely wish?
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
- Mermaids, Flight Of The Conchords

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

Of Grandfatherly gentleness I'm devoid,
there's not a single grey hair in my soul!
- Vladimir Mayakovsky

Inspirational Christian Verse Of The Day

Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
- I Dream Of Jesus, Dead Milkmen

Dope Rhymes Of The Day

Each herb and each tree,
Mountain, hill, earth and sea,
Cloud, Meteor and Star,
Are Men Seen Afar.
- William Blake, letter to Thomas Butts (October 2, 1800)

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

I love you for free and I'm not your mother,
But you don't even bother :(
- Objection! (A Tango), Shakira

Inspirational If Slightly Obsolete Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not.
- Hilaire Belloc

Illustrated Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

It's a monumental big screen kiss,
It's so deep it's meaningless.
- So Hard Done By, The Tragically Hip

The Greatest Rhyming Couplet, Of All Time

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
- War Pigs, Black Sabbath

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

Good love is what I'll be givin ya
I got a pussy 'bout the size of Bolivia
- I Need Some Pussy, Willie D (guest verse by Choice)

Rhyming Couplet Of The Day

It's a small world and it smells funny
I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money
- Vision Thing, Sisters Of Mercy