Monday, August 31, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Top Ten Pakistani National Pastimes

10. Growing beards
9. Burning Christians
8. Stoning women
7. Hindu-hating
6.
Looking for porn
5. Lashing women
4. Jew-hating
3. America-hating
2.
Burning effigies
1. Cricket

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Top Ten American Exports

10. Hope
9.
Loose morals
8. Democracy
7. Irony
6.
Coca-cola
5. Jungle boogie
4.
Unrealistic dreams
3.
The rights of man
2.
The measurements of woman
1. The Antichrist (soon, soon, soon)