Literary Conquest

Camus retroactively justifies the French colonization of Algeria.

Breaking News

Bodies found at US trailer park. Hearts and minds still missing.

Top Ten Pakistani National Pastimes

10. Growing beards
9. Burning Christians
8. Stoning women
7. Hindu-hating
6. Looking for porn
5. Lashing women
4. Jew-hating
3. America-hating
2. Burning effigies
1. Cricket

Excuse For Not Cleaning My Room

The inevitability of entropy.

Top Ten American Exports

10. Hope
9. Loose morals
8. Democracy
7. Irony
6. Coca-cola
5. Jungle boogie
4. Unrealistic dreams
3. The rights of man
2. The measurements of woman
1. The Antichrist (soon, soon, soon)