Buy For Me And I Will Rule You Gently

Coup d'Etat: The Technique of Revolution by Curzio Malaparte. Choice quote: "Like all dictators, Hitler is merely a woman, and dictatorship is the highest form of jealousy."

Men Who Would've Changed History If They Hadn't Been Killed

Alexander II: He would have saved Tsarist Russia!
Big L: He would have saved hip hop!
Barthélémy Boganda: He would have saved the Central African Republic!
Pim Fortuyn: He would have made the Netherlands relevant!
Bashir Gemayel: He would have saved Lebanon!
Jesus: He would have reformed Judaism!
Julian the Apostate: He would have saved paganism!
Ahmad Shah Massoud: He would have saved Afghanistan!
Walter Rathenau: He would have saved Weimar Germany!
José Antonio Primo de Rivera: He would have made fascism respectable!

Frustrated Beta Anthem

"Thanks to late marriage, easy divorce, and the well-paying jobs that the feminist revolution has wrought for women, the bars, clubs, sidewalks, and subway straps of nearly every urban center in America overflow every weekend with females, young and not so young, bronzed, blonded, teeth-whitened, and dressed in the maximal cleavage and minimal skirt lengths that used to be associated with streetwalkers but nowadays is standard garb for lawyers and portfolio managers on a girls’ night out. . . . As might be expected, many males would like to help themselves at this overladen buffet. But there’s a problem: While it’s a truism that the main beneficiaries of the sexual revolution are men, it is only some men: the Tucker Maxes, with the good looks, self-confidence, and swagger that enable them to sidle up successfully to a gaggle of well turned-out females in a crowded and anonymous club where the short-statured, the homely, the paunchy, the balding, and the sweater-clad are, if not turned away outside by the bouncer, ignominiously ignored by the busy, beautiful people within."
- Charlotte Allen, The New Dating Game

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me

Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse at

He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everybody else get that feeling?

Edited For Your Protection

Photobucket has removed some pictures from my Top Ten Worst Kinds of Nazis post under the apparent assumption that making fun of Nazis makes me a Nazi. Obviously the fools never read Thus Spoke Zarathustra, in which our Protagonist remarks: "Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter." Obviously the Nazis never read it either. Fascism: the ability to read Nietzsche and not realize he's making fun of you.

How To Win Back America

Barack Hussein Obama,
change your name to Barry,
mobilize your supporters into death squads
to murder the tea party,
then capture bin Laden
strangle him with your bare hands
and feed him to Bo.

(It worked for Teddy Roosevelt)

Books I Am Willing To Write

Rich investor send me money, and I will write any of the following bestsellers:

• Esoteric Greenland: What Lurks Beneath the Ice Cap?
• Eternal Jew: Semitic Secrets to Living a Longer, Healthier Life
• Fat Men of the Left: The Double Lives and Triple Chins of Karl Marx and Michael Moore
• Lapdogs of the Bourgeoisie: The Secret History of Canine Class Struggle
• Male Spheres of Power: The Feminist War on Balls
• The Metaphysics of Splooge: Rhythm and Release
• Mother Theresa and Hitler: A Comparative Biography
• The Newer Testament
  
• Vampires!?: What the Fuck is Wrong with Kids Today
  
• Yellow Snow: The Coming Eurasian Super-race